daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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bullied:

my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed

(Source: bullied, via emotionated)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

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deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

(Source: spoopydarnni, via userbar)

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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hvlloween:

the-alltimelow:

the-alltimelow:

How do you find an all time low fan you ask? I’ll show you.

*cough*

I GOT UER PICTURW IM COING WITH YOU DAER MARIA COUNT IN

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