upallnightogetloki:

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…

(via pumpkinpiepants)

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via evolutional)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via ohhaiitskris)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via lamelohan)

I support thick thighs

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